A Main Character

Matthew Lee Kingsley
Matthew Lee Kingsley is a being like no other. He was born. Then he died. Actually lives in the middle of nowhere, rotting away in rural Kentucky. Sexuality: somewhere between homosexual and asexual.

Quotes

“Believe it or not I ... I do not know”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“I do the dishwasher!”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“Oh my god, this water is so hydrating!”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“This game is giving me a blowjob!”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“To think is too forget”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“Is that a spoon?”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“My brain is having trouble progressing”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

"Uh... hot”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“You Fart?!?”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“I put mascara on once”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“Buy a portable computer (fucktard)”


 * Matt Kingsley, 1:23AM In The Unholy Land, Nov. 11th, 2020

“Just get a lot of hookers”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

"I got a lot of. I got a. I don't know"


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“I hope you’re ready for un-consensual gay sex, Germany!”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2020

“I am on the Australian plane of existence because of Wa Piss”.


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“Shit, I forgot I could drown underwater”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

"I'm getting slapped around like a condom"


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“When I am horny, I don’t think”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“Get ready to taste my dick and balls!?!”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“Are we dipshits?”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“Seeing is for degenerates!”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“Only men can piss”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021

“Hey guys, guess what! Uh, I don’t know”


 * Matt Kingsley, 2021