Sam

Sam is the founder of the UnHoly Land

She's jerking off other men. For free :(

Shit dude, that hurts.

Quotes

“I’m broken because you guys are broken”


 * Sam Ciupka, 2020

“She’s jerking off other men, for free”


 * Sam Ciupka, 2020

“Patience is a virtue, unless if you’re Matt”


 * Sam Ciupka, 2020

“He looks like he eats assholes for breakfast... but they’re men’s assholes”


 * Sam Ciupka & Alex Stoker respectably, 2020

“Males already have dicks”


 * Sam Ciupka, 2020

“Ow, fire hurts!”


 * Sam Ciupka, 2020

“Money is more important than time ...you are fucking wrong!”


 * Sam Ciupka and Alex Stoker respectably, 2020

“I’m going to go while I still have my life in my hands”


 * Sam Ciupka, 2020

“Real men let it crust”


 * Sam CIupka, 2020

“Can your cock piss?”


 * Sam Ciupka, February 19th, 2021